The Secret Stand Up of Alex Mac

Rest easy. We can all die happy. Japan has once again answered the world's wishes. Using the magical combination of cutting edge special effects and the centuries old tradition of repressive, submissive gender roles, Japan has created "RoboGeisha". This magical tale of...robot murder is definitely a hot contender for the Best Foreign Film Oscar. In what be a winning formula, we are sure to see multiple sequels. After all, is there anything a geisha can't do? Here are some suggestions for this Geisha's next adventure:

- Geisha Crab Fisherman

- Geisha Batman

- Geisha Abortion Doctor

- Geisha Policeman

- Geisha Bee Tender

-Geisha Symbologist

- Geisha Mike Roe

- Geisha Geisha

- Geisha Canadian Prime Minister

- Geisha Gladiator

- Geisha Chimney Sweeper

- Geisha Hans Gruber

- Geisha Tampon Tester

- Geisha Safe Cracker