I Was At The Beach! 07/27/2009
I went to the beach! Normally, this would be where I posted a hilarious anecdote or crazy pictre of my grandfather wrestling a seal but the truth of the matter is that nothing amazing happened. I just went to the beach. And sometimes that is okay with me. As evidenced by my general lack of updates, I've been in something of a creative slump lately. Personally, I blame Gozer the Gozarian. Seriously, Ghostbusters has been on AMC all the time and I can't NOT watch that now, can I? C'mon Toshi! 07/02/2009
Rest easy. We can all die happy. Japan has once again answered the world's wishes. Using the magical combination of cutting edge special effects and the centuries old tradition of repressive, submissive gender roles, Japan has created "RoboGeisha". This magical tale of...robot murder is definitely a hot contender for the Best Foreign Film Oscar. In what be a winning formula, we are sure to see multiple sequels. After all, is there anything a geisha can't do? Here are some suggestions for this Geisha's next adventure: - Geisha Crab Fisherman - Geisha Batman - Geisha Abortion Doctor - Geisha Policeman - Geisha Bee Tender -Geisha Symbologist - Geisha Mike Roe - Geisha Geisha - Geisha Canadian Prime Minister - Geisha Gladiator - Geisha Chimney Sweeper - Geisha Hans Gruber - Geisha Tampon Tester - Geisha Safe Cracker |

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